Monday, January 24, 2011

Double Down - Like a deep fried hot pocket of hate

CHICKEN SANDWICH, NO BREAD
From: KFC

When I first heard about the Double Down I thought it was a Internet photoshop job. But in a desperate attempt to save themselves from another Oprah episode they called Don Vito and asked him what his death row meal would be. Two pieces of chicken instead of a bun, two pieces of cheese, two pieces of bacon, and a "special" sauce. If the crackhead waiting in line in front of me at the Winter Hill KFC didn't end up killing me, I'm pretty sure eating this will...

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