Massive Pizza and Cement Shoes

RHOAD ISLAND MAFIA PIZZA
From: Caserta's

Before my band and I drank way too much (including something called pudding shots) on our trip to RI yesterday we stopped at Spruce Street in Providence to crush some pizza before our set. We show up at Caserta's to order the "large" cheese pizza and out comes the 2 inch thick tornado of cheese and sauce. Four hungry dudes almost couldn't finish this gentleman's pie, but you don't get this six pack by not finishing massive pizza. Two glasses of wine, seven beers, two pudding shots (Vodka Pudding) and a massive pile of bacon cheese frys from the dive next door landed me booting face in the Broad Street Tap's parking lot. Rhoad Island hates me...

80 Dollars worth of sushi? Yeah, thanks...

EVERYTHING FROM EEL TO OCTOPUS
From: The Ginger Exchange

Hearing that Ginger Exchange was the best place for sushi in Inman Square I thought I'd go balls deep into some. Shortly after crushing a scorpion bowl, the 80 dollar mountain of hate was place in front of me. With a little help from my Hartford homie I left the place 20 pounds heavier and went straight to my girlfriends bathroom. Rhionn I'm so so sorry...

Breakfast Pizza kills any hangover

YOU CAN HAVE PIZZA ANYTIME
From: Rhionn DiVincenzo

After a good night of drinking lady drinks and passing out in the north end, I woke up with my girlfriends sweatpants on and my mouth tasting like bottom shelf vodka. Then my dearest saved the day by presenting to me her creation called "Breakfast Pizza." Pizza dough topped with scrambled eggs, mashed potatoes, bacon, and a massive amount of cheese. After crushing this I felt as if I could run a 5K, if i could walk...

Double Down - Like a deep fried hot pocket of hate

CHICKEN SANDWICH, NO BREAD
From: KFC

When I first heard about the Double Down I thought it was a Internet photoshop job. But in a desperate attempt to save themselves from another Oprah episode they called Don Vito and asked him what his death row meal would be. Two pieces of chicken instead of a bun, two pieces of cheese, two pieces of bacon, and a "special" sauce. If the crackhead waiting in line in front of me at the Winter Hill KFC didn't end up killing me, I'm pretty sure eating this will...

BBQ and Mac N' Cheese pizza

 BBQ AND MAC N' CHEESE PIZZA
 From: Caitlin Krol

After crushing margaritas from a bucket for (Big Texas) Al's birthday, his lady Caitlin made us a gentleman's pizza: Pizza Dough, Tomato Sauce mixed with home made BBQ sauce, Cheddar Cheese, topped off with a box of Anna's White Cheddar Mac N' Cheese. After destroying two of these, and a stromboli with cut up hot dogs added, not only did I look like Rosanne, but I did some things to the Tommy Doyle's bathroom that made me tip more than a dollar for my black and tan...